Unit one Albion Mills Holmfirth (Above the Karate Centre)
The Panzee Dakka Rally
Oi, listen up dis is warboss Ironclaw and I is in charge here. Dis is my race and my rulez so let me tell
you what ‘appened before. We was a happy bunch of orks travelling in space after just smashing up
some spikey boyz and we found dis new planet to smash up. When we landed we got ready for a scrap
some panzee boyz showed up and told us if we wait a bit they can bring their ard boyz here and we can
have a proper scrap. I was going to pummel him right there then he says yarrik is close by and if we
have a proper scrap yarrik will see it and bring the best boyz for a scrap. When he said yarrik the boyz
let out a Waaagh so big yarrik must have heard it. The panzee boy said they will be back in 7 days. Boyz
being boyz got restless and the next day we have a civil war as a practice to get rid of the weedy boyz.
The day after when I woke up I saw half the camp was ruined, zoggin hek I tought yarriks not going to
come and fight if we keep smashin the place up. Just then I saw a truck chargin round shootin up some
stray grots. Dis is when I got the idea of the race….
What is it?
The Panzee Dakka Rally is a game of quick thinking and lightning fast decisions. There is
to be no pre-measuring during the game for any reason. Cheating is not allowed. If another
player or organiser catchers you doing it, it will immediately result in a point reduction.
Please don’t argue or complain, grots know what cheating is, real Boyz don’t cheat!
What do i get?
Tickets cost £25. Included in your ticket price is….
- Entry to the event.
- Vehicle Kit, The Chassis of your choice.
- Lunch on the day.
- Complete Access to the bits libary for all the Orky Goodness!
For More details contact us at holmfirtyhgamingcentre@gmail.com or check us our on one of our facebook sites (HGC chat) or Holmfirth gaming centre.